your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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