i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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