If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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