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The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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