saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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