tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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