this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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