David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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