my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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