For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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