Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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