Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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