are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize