I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
