I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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