Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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