we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
