He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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