dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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