Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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