never play flip cup with pint glasses
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Randomize