So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We talked him into tasing himself.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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