The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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