I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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