just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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