Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I think i got beer on your cat.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
