So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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