the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like eating out sand paper
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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