as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I am available for nakedness
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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