Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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