Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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