The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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