thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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