Its about making memories worth repressing
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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