But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Randomize
