he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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