we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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