Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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