Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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