Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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