It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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