Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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