super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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