plz talk dirty to me
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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