absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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