I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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