God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
