One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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