it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
When are your genitals available?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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