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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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