Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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