My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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