and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he fucked my hip out of place.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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