$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
